Thursday, December 15, 2011

More Funny Flathead Beacon Police Reports! #4

More serious crime happening in Flathead Valley Montana...


12/7/2011


10:44 p.m. A lumberjack looking man and another man were cut off and kicked out of a bar on Highway 35 in Kalispell. They stood outside the bar and argued until a deputy sent them home.

11:39 p.m. An employee at a Main Street hotel reported that drunken man wearing a “gopher hat” was getting into the complimentary hot chocolate and refusing to leave. 

12/8/2011


9:30 a.m. A man on Concord Drive claimed that his wife might call in and say he slammed her hand in the door and that if she does, it’s not true.
 
2:14 p.m. Two men were harassing each other via Facebook. 

12/11/2011


7:28 a.m. A 5-year-old boy wanted to explain that his cat “just ate poop.”

8:58 a.m. A woman on Fifth Avenue East found a note on her door that said “your house has been watched tonight by the creeps.”

12:11 p.m. Reportedly, a woman on Highway 35 in Kalispell called someone a “sourpuss.”

Monday, December 12, 2011

Funny Flathead Beacon Police Reports! #3

More Police Reports From the Flathead Beacon!

On 12/4/2011

12:32 p.m. A man on Wettington Drive thinks that his ex has been creeping around and that his neighbor might allow her to hide at their house.


On 12/6/2011
2:32 p.m. A Columbia Falls man claimed that his ex-girlfriend stole his spare key. She had no problem giving it back.


6:58 p.m. A Hungry Horse woman reported that her unregistered “dropped down low” baby blue pickup truck had been stolen and that it probably didn’t have enough gas in it to make it around the block. Someone else reported that the same woman also lost her 3-year-old child and that she was shooting her “snub-nosed” pistol at someone’s house. The child was found and fine, but the baby blue truck is still missing.


3:01 a.m. A Kalispell woman claimed that her druggy, abusive son came over and stole her dog.